Gods Text Messages

End of Days?

2010-02-08T08:45:00.003-06:00

Title/Email: End of Days?

Comments: I keep watching the History Channel and it is scaring me so I can't sleep at night. I can't seem to turn it off, should I be worried?

Yours,
William
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[Reply: Naw, don't let it get to you. After all, there ain't nothing much you can do, is there?

People get ready, there's a train a-coming. Don't need no baggage, you just get aboard...!]

GTM Submission - lesbian

2010-01-18T12:28:00.003-06:00

Title/Email: lesbian

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[Reply: Good thing I can read minds, your lack of English skills would confuse most lesser deities.

No, there is nothing wrong with lesbian stories or even the interesting acts that lesbians engage in. But all should be limted to consulting adults and in private. Be careful when the Dike breaks! :-) That's the only lesbian joke I know, sorry!]

Only God Spammers

2009-11-14T18:38:00.003-06:00

Title/Email: Only God Spammers

Comments: I found your sight but only spammers post messages here. Why do you bother with this dumb sight if only spammers use it?
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[Reply: Well Carol, and your name is Carol right? You are correct that mostly spammers post messages. That is because the form you see on my blog does not have what is known as a "CAPCHA" which would keep them out. All peoples are my children, even the naughty ones. I give them a chance to redeem themselves and if they don't they will burn forevermore after the end of days, which is coming up here pretty soon now.

Anyway, thanks for posting but I would pass on registering for that spelling bee, you're just in for some disappointment there, ok? ]

GTM Submission - college

2009-11-11T17:49:00.003-06:00

Title/Email: college

Comments: Boxers are cool, but should I go to South Seattle Community College and study God instead of fighting?
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[Reply: Why make a choice? You are young and may not have heard about the Crusades Check out all the killing and mayhem that has been done in My name. yet. Of course killing just ain't right, but most of them doing the killing ain't to start with. Just remember that two wrongs don't make a right, it leads to depopulation, which while not all that bad, is not what I had in mind.]

Is remodeling devine?

2009-10-11T08:02:00.003-05:00

Title/Email: Is remodeling devine?

Comments: My wife wants to remodel the kitchen, but I hate to get rid of appliances that still work, even though they are not new anymore. Is remodeling your home really doing the lords work as she says? Thanks!
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[Reply: Blessed are the remodelers for they stimulate the economy and make unto the lord a bright shiny workspace to prepare sustenance for His Children. When the children are fed the wife is happy, when the wife dwells in the joy of meal making, the husband can enjoy the fruits of labor and never-ending expense that is remodeling. Then even the countless pilgrimages to source of metal, wood, and glue seems not to be so bad after all...]

Very nice site! Is it yours too?

2009-09-29T18:15:00.008-05:00

Title/Email: Very nice site! Is it yours too?

Comments: Very nice site! Is it yours too?
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[Reply: Show me a site where I am not.... You can't do it. All sites are belong me, now and forever and ever.]

Cartoons Do It

2009-09-10T03:28:00.003-05:00

Title/Email: Cartoons Do It

Comments: Gloria lowered her light lace bra. There the cartoon boy was wearing the same thing. She moaned, cartoon boy, I was looking for that one. After him sh ran. Once she caught him he said "i know. Sorry, it was my size. Then they saw incest cartoons and never laughed again. Look at me. Maybe there's something to working a shift without a cartoons scooby doo or a hitch, the work went well. Bernadette cam over. That night while laying adult cartoons carpet, in time she had enjoyed her 9 to 5.
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[Of course you know cartoons are not real don't you? Still, that which is offensive and against god in life is also thus in cartoons. Make clean your thoughts and you make clean your life....]

College Lesbian Jobs

2009-09-06T14:52:00.002-05:00

Title/Email: jobseeker

Comments: College lesbian jobs for college student. Naughty college girls at sinclair community college wanted. We need hot college girl for pics taking college football poll at Gainesville college.
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[Are you talking about the guy from the bible named Job, or posting an employment ad? If you are tempting me with an employment ad you will find yourself facing hardships that makes Job's look like Summer Camp. Watch yourself...!!!]

How about a little offbeat?

2009-09-05T12:12:00.003-05:00

Title/Email: hentai

Comments: How about a little offbeat? I took a hentai alien & some of the cheeks of the verge. They feel round a street fighter hentai ass up to wear a writer. My hands were now cupping her cowboy bebop hentai & skirt flipping up her the. I don't need one, i saw a dog hentai & ted lean forward to wear. We should all. She came from android 18 hentai & her in with his.
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[Reply: That is a little offbeat, but then most of the mssage I get these day are. I think you should seek professional help and try to cut back on the amount of hentai you watch each day. It is affecting your ability to communicate clearly, and people are starting to talk. Good Luck!]

Medical Reform

2009-08-20T12:37:00.004-05:00

Title/Email: Buford

Comments: If god can heal us, isn't medical care reform against god's work?
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[God's Reply: It would be, but please tell me where I am not? If I am all-powerful, all-knowing, and created the heavens and Earth, then what is not of god?

Just because I included some confusing, conflicting things to make things interesting, it doesn't mean I am not here in the middle of things watching how it all plays out...! So, my little free-will monkey-boy, do you think medical care needs reform or not...? It's up to you to decide so choose carefully! ]

I Need A Job

2009-08-06T23:18:00.004-05:00

Title/Email: need a job

Comments: God if you are there I need a job I don't care what it is I need it bad so me and my wife don't get stuck with anywere to go please I need your help.
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[Reply: Well, we ARE hiring right now, but there are a couple of problems: 1) I'm not sure you are Archangel material, are you? And 2) you can't be alive to apply for the job, at least not in a physical body anyway. Plus they say I'm a really tough job interviewer...

I'm really not the best person to talk to for job counseling, there are other better suited to doing that in your area. You need to buck up and see what you need to get a job for yourself, I can't give you one and if you have personal problems I can't make them go away. Start making phone calls, search in Google, call old friends, network with anyone you can. Maybe you have to move away to a new location, and maybe you need to be homeless for a while. Yeah it sucks, but it won't kill you in most cases and it may be something you need to go through, I don't know. Maybe you need to work for yourself if you have some skills, and most people do. Collect pop cans to sell for scrap, do whatever you can and keep at it. Hang in there!]

Are you there?

2009-08-04T19:20:00.003-05:00

Title/Email: Are you there?

Comments: I want to see if you are really there God?
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[Reply: No faith, huh...? Well, that's ok, I know that people in Caldwell, Idaho need to be reassured a little from time to time. Just keep this in mind next time: A gray tabby kitten in Arcadia, Kansas just died because I was reading your message. A large dog grabbed and shook it by the neck, and that's all it took.

Was it your fault that I was distracted and could't save it's little life? Maybe not, but I don't know. All I do know is that we all need to take responsibility for the things that happen around us, and things that happen far away from us, even if they seem like there is no connection, because the reality is, everything is connected via me.

Print this out and save a copy on your hard drive thingy. Next you feel insecure or start doubting, get it out and read it again. The cat mothers will thank you! :-) ]

GTM Submission - Boobs

2009-08-03T17:39:00.003-05:00

Title/Email: boobs

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[Reply: Sorry, the dialect is a little difficult for me, I don't keep up with current slang as I should. And I don't speak URL, so I have removed those. With or without that your message doesn't make much sense beyond being a cry for help. Taken from your Mother at too early an age, you were. Nursed enough, you were not. I suggest you find a girl friend with experience and a hell of a lot of patience...! Good Luck!]

Is it wrong to read torture bdsm stories?

2009-07-29T14:45:00.005-05:00

Title/Email: torture bdsm stories

Comments: Is it wrong to read torture bdsm stories if that is all you do?
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[Reply: Yes. If all you do is read those kinds of torture bdsm stories all day long, then you are really not contributing much to society, are you? You will not be able to support your self doing that and you may find you have few friends, since even those that share your interest in torture bdsm stories will also have other interests as well, and may consider you ah, disturbed, to put it nicely. If that is all you want to do, I would seek some professional help. Maybe I need to re-think this free-will thing. I can see now how it might create some problems....!]

Pre-teen Jean Scene Mean?

2009-07-25T20:58:00.005-05:00

Title/Email: Pre-teen Jean Scene Mean?

Comments: What is the best brand of jean for a pre-teen? My friend mirae says levis, but I say lee. My other friend carrie models jeans nude and uncensored
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[Reply: I know this question seems important now, but when you are 40 years old it will seem less so. Don't count on your looks to carry you through life, stay in school...! And lose carrie, she's a hoe.]

GTM Submission - Am I Gay?

2009-07-25T03:47:00.006-05:00

Title/Email: Goober
Comments: This time I figured it must be as lusty at palacios where Megan Fox was seen in topless photos at home. I did everything right this time.

She wasn't a bit like I imagened, she was more muscular than soft and I found that only made my excitement greater. Am I gay?
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[Reply: Yes. When a man finds a female bodybuilder as attractive as a regular woman, it's a sure sign of bisexuality at the very least. It may still be latent, but seeking professional help now would be wise.

There is a danger that if you let this continue, you will switch teams and everyone knows that once that happens you can never go back. If you are ok with this, then it's not a real problem. Just forget about being able to watch any cable channel but BRAVO from now on...! ]

Are there devils in the United States?

2009-07-16T07:41:00.006-05:00

Title/Email: Are there devils in the United States?

Comments: My friends well me they hear that many parts of the US have devils that are living in cities and towns, small ones like ours. Is this true? I really hate Bobby Walker, he is evil...!!!

Mark
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[Reply: Mark, I can't lie to you, it's true. There are more around than you can imagine. Most of them live and work right along others, until at some point they cannot resist their true nature any longer and they do something nasty. You can often spot them if you look hard and listen closely. Just before they do something really evil they often talk to others about how much they hate someone and think they are wicked bad... Don't worry, you don't have anything to worry about.]

Please look out for Annie

2009-07-02T13:24:00.005-05:00

Title/Email: Please look out for Annie

Comments: She has placed her faith in you. Please hold her in the palm of your hand.
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[Reply: Annie is lucky to have someone like you to look out for her, but where's your faith...? I'm not just just sitting around on my hands here. I do the best I can with what they give me to work with....! ]

Lindsey

2009-06-24T09:56:00.005-05:00

Lindsey, Ohio Wikipedia

Title/Email: Lindsey

Comments:

I really need your help, Please help me with lindsey. I dont know what to do.
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[Reply: I can only help those who help themselves, and that does mean to take things. It means you need to focus on the reality of the situation and then understand what is going on inside and outside of yourself. When you are in the center and calm, it will be clear what you need to do, if you need to do anything at all. Sometimes inaction is the best course of action...

You need to tell me what is going on and why you feel you don't know what to do. I already know, but unless you articulate it yourself, you will remain confused and uncertain. ]

GTM Submission - miller

2009-06-11T03:10:00.005-05:00

Title/Email: miller

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Comments:

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Whatll we met marissa miller supermodel in the bed. I truly hope youll break.

Today im seated on the time to get her feet. Marisa miller sex; No foot prints. Nine. This was virtually undetectable marissa miller topless at one part of her and mine, then.
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[Reply: You need to focus. Your obesession with a supermodel is causing you to lose coherent communication of your thoughts. Even your friends think you are on drugs. My boy, you have lost your way. I have removed the links from your message, but even so it is still hard to read. I suggest you toss out all your porn. Yes, even the stuff you paid for and go cold turkey for at least a month. Then you can start looking a woman again, but only for a short time a day, and no peeking at the Victoria's Secret catalogs...!]

Enviable Job, Baby

2009-06-09T22:35:00.004-05:00

Title/Email: russianspam@gaweb.ru

Comments: Kevin had an enviable job, baby. John opened the half scarlett johansson cleavage.
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[ My idiot children. You know I love you all, but if I can find a good spam blocker you will get much less attention than you now enjoy. Is that what you wish?]

Healing From Schizophrenia?

2009-06-07T09:34:00.003-05:00

Title/Email: Healing From Schizophrenia?

Comments: Will you heal me from schizophrenia, please?
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[Sure, I'd be happy to do that. I do have a few questions first that perhaps you could answer that will make this a little easier. Which one of you do you want me to heal? Will this healing be a banishment of unwanted personalities, or do you want them blended together? Which personality is the one asking for healing? The one that needs to be healed or the one that wants the other ones healed?

Why don't you all get together and figure out what you really want and let me know? And I think you should read up on schizophrenia to make sure you all understand what it is and what it is not. And remember, I don't give you anything to deal with that you can't handle.]

GTM Submission - Can you read my mind?

2009-04-26T01:14:00.002-05:00

Title/Email:

Comments:
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[Reply: Sorry. You're right, I can read your little mind like standing 6 inches away from a billboard, but I'm not here to play frikkin games with you. If you test my patience again I'll bust your spleen and make sure you kidneys and liver are donated to someone with a little more faith and respect...!!! ]

Girls Taking Off Clothes

2009-04-21T19:00:00.002-05:00

Title/Email: clothes

Comments: She can't. Flush infused girls taking off their clothes. "Her", he said. We held. He wanted. He drew back masculine grunts accompanied by girls taking off clothes. But, he fainted like a brood mare when you take her clothes off; plane as Jesus. He gestured at women taking their clothes off only to shiver. But she forced Dan's mom who drove me. As we were pausing in the studio, taking off clothes and...
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[Comment: Don't worry, god loves is little idiot spammer children. At times I am even amused by the sad, dark little pictures they paint with their writing. A broken human record, stuck at taking off clothes, taking off clothes, taking off........ See what happens when you stop taking your meds...? Why do you think god created Big Pharma, anyway...?]

Paul Is Making Slippery.

2009-04-13T21:53:00.003-05:00

Title/Email: Candid

Comments: She rocked candid nudity forward, the bed is fair and is fair is a few small items so that he gained more. Paul is making slippery. Candid, he watched crossed legs and made noises, but should not have bothered. I asked when. "Now", he said, his legs sliding along her kitty, it rubbed against and flashed a kitty beaver shot. That's mine. But kitty is an It. Huh? But she began gently in something non-sexual. I realised I was shocked about my co-workers. "Candid camera uncensored", I mumbled. Concentrating, she got some lubricant into this place, and it was a candid nude so I know.
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[Comments: I never heard it referred to as "making slippery" but I like that image better than all the others I can think of. I was going to be offended with the referrence to the cat, but I decided it wasn't worth the bother. ]