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Comments: Is it wrong to read torture bdsm stories if that is all you do?
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[Reply: Yes. If all you do is read those kinds of torture bdsm stories all day long, then you are really not contributing much to society, are you? You will not be able to support your self doing that and you may find you have few friends, since even those that share your interest in torture bdsm stories will also have other interests as well, and may consider you ah, disturbed, to put it nicely. If that is all you want to do, I would seek some professional help. Maybe I need to re-think this free-will thing. I can see now how it might create some problems....!]

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Comments: What is the best brand of jean for a pre-teen? My friend mirae says levis, but I say lee. My other friend carrie models jeans nude and uncensored
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[Reply: I know this question seems important now, but when you are 40 years old it will seem less so. Don't count on your looks to carry you through life, stay in school...! And lose carrie, she's a hoe.]

# text message to god posted via email @ 8:58 PM 0 Comments Links to this post

She wasn't a bit like I imagened, she was more muscular than soft and I found that only made my excitement greater. Am I gay?
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[Reply: Yes. When a man finds a female bodybuilder as attractive as a regular woman, it's a sure sign of bisexuality at the very least. It may still be latent, but seeking professional help now would be wise.

There is a danger that if you let this continue, you will switch teams and everyone knows that once that happens you can never go back. If you are ok with this, then it's not a real problem. Just forget about being able to watch any cable channel but BRAVO from now on...! ]

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Comments: My friends well me they hear that many parts of the US have devils that are living in cities and towns, small ones like ours. Is this true? I really hate Bobby Walker, he is evil...!!!

Mark
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[Reply: Mark, I can't lie to you, it's true. There are more around than you can imagine. Most of them live and work right along others, until at some point they cannot resist their true nature any longer and they do something nasty. You can often spot them if you look hard and listen closely. Just before they do something really evil they often talk to others about how much they hate someone and think they are wicked bad... Don't worry, you don't have anything to worry about.]

# text message to god posted via email @ 7:41 AM 0 Comments Links to this post

Comments: She has placed her faith in you. Please hold her in the palm of your hand.
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[Reply: Annie is lucky to have someone like you to look out for her, but where's your faith...? I'm not just just sitting around on my hands here. I do the best I can with what they give me to work with....! ]

Labels: Annie, He's got the whole world in his hands

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