Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Can God understand prayers not in English?
Comments: Can God understand prayers not in English? I was told at my church that people that don't know English are just wasting their time if they pray because English is the only language God understands. This doesn't seem right to me so I thought I should ask. Thanks, Cam
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[ God doesn't understand English or any other language. It's really a waste of my time to even think about all those silly languages you came up with after the Babel fiasco. Scurred like rats you did. While that was amusing, I was sorry to see you thought you had to drop the universal language and make up new ones. Still, children have to learn from their own mistakes to have free will, don't they?
Anyway, since I read your little minds, it doesn't really matter what words you say anyhow. Your real thoughts are known to me no matter what you do, since there really is no difference between you and me, except this veil we call Maya. Hah, that kinda blows your little mind, don't it? So does the fact that I'm really blowing my own mind, when you think about it. Man, I'm really just one sick, self-absorbed puppy aren't I...? ]
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Bankers Rewarded For Getting Us To Bail Them Out
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Comments: Hi, I was just wondering what you thought about the banks paying all those huge bounses to executives that caused the problems for the financial bailout? Is it a sin to take a huge reward for doing such a f*ckedup job in management...???!???
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[I'll pretend I didn't notice your potty-mouth, but I understand your frustration and I share in it. See, management of large corporations are not like normal people. They play by their own set of rules and generally don't even share them with me until after the fact. In this case, it may seem like greedy, self-centered, and just plain evil to give them all that money.
But you really don't have any idea of the rough times those men (they are mostly men) have had. If they had not had the experience and skill in management that they have, the entire US banking system would have been divided among the Chinese, Russian Mafia, and Google.
It was only due to their dedicated hard work that your country was able to retain ownership of your own banking industry. So just remember that, you sniveling, ungrateful worm. Why, I'd smite you where you stand, but someone has to pay off the 3 Trillion in debt, and that will be you, and 7 generations after you, so get back to work!!!]
Labels: bank bailout, debt, Russian Mafia
Saturday, February 14, 2009
GTM Spammer Banned Until Judgement Day
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[You may think than idiot spammers that spew nonsense may escape my notice or invoke pity...?
They do not. You and your country are now banned until judgement day when you may rejoin us on the web and discuss the event.]
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[Nice work Alexas, you've soiled another person's nest with your droppings. Well, you picked the wrong blog to trash this time...!
You can your entire country are now BANNED until the 7th generation. And yes, if you think this past Winter was bad, you will be remembering it as the "good old days". You will be living that famous quote that goes something like "How cold, unloved, and lost are those without the lord's love."]
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
USA Forclosure Possible?
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Comments: I feel stupid asking this, but if we have a huge disaster, like California sliding into the ocean, or terrorists blow up the Internet, and we can't pay back the money we are borrowing for the bailouts and the war in Iraq, could China forclose on the USA and make us move to like Canada or Mexico? Sorry if this is a dumb question.
Thanks,
Roy
P.S. I'm a big fan, by the way!
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[ No, it's an odd question and I had not thought of the possibility, but I would say it's possible. Except for the part of the populace moving to Mexico or North to someplace colder than Minnesota. Neither country wants us after the many years of abuse and acting superior. No, the likely option is that everybody would be moved to the Austrailan Outback and be forced to live there. There's enough room and no one else wants it. And the natives speak a form of English... ]
Your Power in me
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Comments: GOD,
I love you and I continue to feel what love you have for me..
amen
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Thanks. The praise and worship never get old...! :-) I would say "I love you, too!", but you do know that. And since I AM love, and you ARE me, it's like saying "I love me". Kooky, huh?
And I do love me for the most part, although I do still kick myself sometimes for letting you guys have free will. It's a double-edged sword you know, it's cool not having billions of little yes-people, but then you get together and figure out the atomic bomb. I don't care what anyone says, perfection is hard.
Anyway, thanks again, and that thing you were thinking about yesterday? Ahh, I would talk to someone you trust and get their opinion before you make any big decisions. You may not have thought it through as completely as you should... :-) ]
Saturday, February 7, 2009
GTM Submission - Hawaii
Comments: Dear god,
my girlfriend is leaving for Hawaii with her mom and brother today, could you please keep her safe, she is all I have, I lost my job and my family and she has been there for me through it all.
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[She's not all you have. Do you have to lose here to realize that? I hope not. Jeez, who do you think brought her into your sorry life in the first place? If I keep her safe it's not going to be for your sake alone, so remember that.
Excuse me if I go off on a rant for a minute, but people need to realize a few things, not just you:
You are all part of me and are my children. Think of it as if you were each a blood cell in a human body. Life is precious, but life is also cheap and it's a paradox. You love your blood, right? No, you pretty much take it for granted. If you get a cut, hundreds, maybe many thousands of blood cells die and your body can make more.
Oh, you are not a bloodcell? They are not important? How do you know what a bloodcell thinks? Is life an accident, only a chemical reaction? Ever hear the expression, "As above, so below"? Ever think much about anything except your little life?
Since you're between jobs and have some time on your hands, I suggest you use some of it to start a spiritul quest. Go find some holy books or occult books and start learning. Read the ones you think are interesting, skip the ones that look hokey. Trust your feelings, but also use some darned common sense, ok? That's what it's for, to regulate feelings. Without it you may find Scientology attractive, but you do have free will and you could do worse.
Ok, I've ranted enough. Back to you. If you want your prayers answered, you need to start really thinking about what you are asking for. You know black magic is "bad" right? Do you know why? It's because it's "magic" to benefit YOU. White magic doesn't get much press, and that's because it DOESN'T BENEFIT YOU, IT BENEFITS OTHERS...!!! Praying is like doing magic.
So, when you pray for your girl to be safe, pray for her sake, that she may live a long normal life, have a nice family and raise great kids, and continue to spread light and joy to others, and leave yourself out of the request. When you are attached to the request, you just drag it down... :-)
-G]
Labels: Black magic, Blood, selflessness, spiritual quest
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