Thursday, January 29, 2009

 

GTM Submission - GSWyLwYgwWsJs

No-spam

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[God is not amused by spammers. By now you may have noticed that one or more tools have become flacid? Well, you are about to have a few other problems to deal with as well and this is by design, not chance. I doubt that you would heed any warnings, even if you should visit my blog and read this. Naughty children are always such a disappointment....! Sigh, perhaps it's the parent's fault, but the misdeeds still need to be punished. Go forth and spam no more...! ]

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

 

What a bunch of BS!

Italian version of stairway to Heaven....Image via Wikipedia

Comments: This is so fake. I can tell the posts are fake and this certainly isn't anything that god would have, even if it was possible for him to have a blog or use text messages. You are just trying to fool people and cause problems. Blogger should remove this blog.
Phil

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[Editor's Note: God doesn't have a blog that I am aware of, but he does use text messaging. I know this because that is how he told me that I should set up this blog. As far as this site being fake, it's just as real as anything else on the web.

Oh, I just got a txt from god. It says "Phil, Remember when your little sister fell down the stairs and broke her arm? You pushed her.

No problem, because I know you regret it and have been making up for it ever since. Just try to be nicer to everyone, ok? Thanks!"]




 

Does god use a CMS?

Comments: Hi, I was just wondering if god uses a CMS to manage His web site, or if he uses something else to edit the pages?

Bev

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Friday, January 16, 2009

 

Blogger or Worpress?

Screenshot WordpressImage via Wikipedia

Blogger or Worpress?

Comments: I'm trying to decided if my blog should use WordPress or Blogger. Does your use of Blogger count as an endoresment? I mean, is Blogger god's idea of a perfect blog?

Thanks,
William
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[Billy: Blogger's not perfect, but I like it. I also prefer PCs and not Macs. WordPress is fine for those that perfer the darkside, but the great thing is that the Universe has room enough for all. :-) Have Fun!]


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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

 

Is the End Near?

Three halves of pork being deliveredImage via Wikipedia

Is the End Near?

Sorry to bother you, but with all the signs and stuff, like the anti-christ being elected president in the US, does this mean the end of times is near?

I only ask because I've invested pretty heavily in wheat and pork and if we're headed towards famine I think I should hold those positions. Thoughts?

Wally
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[Wally: I think I would agree with what you are thinking, but it's too bad you didn't get into rice last year. Grass seed and pig meat have alternatives that people can turn to, but rice is closer to manna. Still, the world's largest economy depends heavily on those items so you should do well, as long as the economy doesn't collapse completely. But how likely is that...? :-) ]


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Send me text messages

Texting on a keyboard phoneI'm not going to post my messages here anymore, I mean, what's the point? I think it will be more amusing if you send me text messages and they get posted here. You, know like prayers, but not so formal?

I may or may not post them and I may or may not respond (just like with prayers), but I will try to read each and every one that you send me, unless something more important comes along, and how likely is that...??? :-)
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WTF?

So, the sheep all baa-baa and serve up $700B and now they wonder what the banks did with the money...? Ask any 5-year-old what they would do with the money if you gave the $700B.? Yes, they all went to Disneyland...

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