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Comments: Hi, I was just wondering what you thought about the banks paying all those huge bounses to executives that caused the problems for the financial bailout? Is it a sin to take a huge reward for doing such a f*ckedup job in management...???!???
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[I'll pretend I didn't notice your potty-mouth, but I understand your frustration and I share in it. See, management of large corporations are not like normal people. They play by their own set of rules and generally don't even share them with me until after the fact. In this case, it may seem like greedy, self-centered, and just plain evil to give them all that money.

But you really don't have any idea of the rough times those men (they are mostly men) have had. If they had not had the experience and skill in management that they have, the entire US banking system would have been divided among the Chinese, Russian Mafia, and Google.

It was only due to their dedicated hard work that your country was able to retain ownership of your own banking industry. So just remember that, you sniveling, ungrateful worm. Why, I'd smite you where you stand, but someone has to pay off the 3 Trillion in debt, and that will be you, and 7 generations after you, so get back to work!!!]

Labels: bank bailout, debt, Russian Mafia

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