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Comments: Can God understand prayers not in English? I was told at my church that people that don't know English are just wasting their time if they pray because English is the only language God understands. This doesn't seem right to me so I thought I should ask. Thanks, Cam
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[ God doesn't understand English or any other language. It's really a waste of my time to even think about all those silly languages you came up with after the Babel fiasco. Scurred like rats you did. While that was amusing, I was sorry to see you thought you had to drop the universal language and make up new ones. Still, children have to learn from their own mistakes to have free will, don't they?

Anyway, since I read your little minds, it doesn't really matter what words you say anyhow. Your real thoughts are known to me no matter what you do, since there really is no difference between you and me, except this veil we call Maya. Hah, that kinda blows your little mind, don't it? So does the fact that I'm really blowing my own mind, when you think about it. Man, I'm really just one sick, self-absorbed puppy aren't I...? ]

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