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Sorry to bother you, but with all the signs and stuff, like the anti-christ being elected president in the US, does this mean the end of times is near?

I only ask because I've invested pretty heavily in wheat and pork and if we're headed towards famine I think I should hold those positions. Thoughts?

Wally
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[Wally: I think I would agree with what you are thinking, but it's too bad you didn't get into rice last year. Grass seed and pig meat have alternatives that people can turn to, but rice is closer to manna. Still, the world's largest economy depends heavily on those items so you should do well, as long as the economy doesn't collapse completely. But how likely is that...? :-) ]

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