Monday, July 19,, 2010
God are you a woman?
Comments: God are you a woman? Because the bible I'm sure is written by men, and it does not include a thinking women. Very disappointing for a woman today.
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Lets clear up a few things right now, ok? I don't have tits and I don't have a dick. Animals have those things along with eyes and a brain because they have a physical body. How could I make the Sun if I had a physical body??? Don't think about me in your terms. if you do, you will miss the point, ask dumb questions (I know, no question is dumb....blah, blah), and limit yourself needlessly. Look at it this way, you are like one of my blood cells in my body. I can't live without my blood, but I can live without some of the bloodcells if I bleed? Are you important to me? Yes and no is the answer. Is one blood cell important to you? Same answer. But do your blood cells pray to you? Do they worry about dying? Do they sin? How do you know? How can you be sure? Maybe your blood cells have a life and existance that is just important and meaningful to them as your life is to you...
Ok, now about the bible. I didn't write it. I also did not dictate it either. But don't get me wrong, many great people wrote parts of it, were written about, and I was quoted many times (Although the translation sometimes changed the exact meaning...). Men can be such jerks and women such bitches. They should all grow a brain and then grow up....!
Get over your disappointment honey. Men wrote the bible, but women run the world. If you are disappointed about something, then do something about it. Write "The Bible According To Eve". Ooops! I see someone has already been working on that. Well write something else. Search. Study. Investigate. Learn. You will find answers and can help others to find answers. Check out the Dead Sea Scrolls and the work of the Essenes.
Some say "God is love", but it should say "God is tough love". But god is not just love. God is energy. God is motion and action and awareness. But those are just words and god is not a word or many words. God is.
Monday, July 19,, 2010
will we survive 2012?
Comments: Dear God, will we survive 2012?
Comments: Would you mind getting Carrie Ann insurance so she can have her surgery?
Comments: Please let Shantel's kidney stones be gone forever.
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You ask 3 questions, but you don't say your name. Yes, I know everything and see all, but I am not a mind reader. If I was you won't need to pray to let me know what you want, would you...? Ok, I'll give your questions a shot.
- Will you survive a thing called a "year" number "2012" invented by man, not god? Perhaps. You made it through 2000 and the Y2K bug didn't you? Why should 2012 be any different? Do you realize that the sequence of years that you are referring to started with the death of my son? 2012 AD. "AD" stands for after the death of Jesus Christ. That number system wasn't MY idea, ask the people that started it. The real question should be "Will we survive until tomorrow?", and no, I can't answer that question either. But if you keep asking that question, you may start living a better, more full life. That way, when it ends, you won't have as many regrets or Karma to make up for later. :-)
- Which Carrie Ann? The one that needs a liver transplant or the one that needs stem cells? I guess it doesn't matter because I can't get her insurance. Look, I don't have a bank account, credit card, or hands to write a check. If you want to help your friend, don't ask someone else who may or may not even exist for help. Sure, they might do something, but didn't someone once say "God helps those who help themselves"? Find someone with a bank account, a business, or a radio talk show and ask THEM to help Carrie. I can't talk to people like you can, I can't tell people why Carrie should get help to pay for her surgery. You can though, you just didn't think you can do anything and that's a big mistake everyone makes. They don't think they can create or be a part of a "miracle". I can't stop a Tsunami or keep a baby from dying, but you can. You can tell the government they need to add more Tusnami warning equipment. You can support charities that save the lives of children and babies. Worshiping me is a waste of your time and mine. Be my friend. Be my partner, that's all I want...
- Shantel needs proper medical care and to start drinking more water everyday. A change of diet may help as well. Until that happens she's going to keep having problems. Have you learned about Kidney stones on the Internet? Tell Shantel what she needs to hear about them.
Monday, July 19,, 2010
who am i? bye
You are a little person, not over 4 feet, 2 inches but your male member is huge. Still, living in Halifax, Nova Scotia you are embittered because the local women will have nothing to do with you because you smell so strongly of fish. They would never say it to your face, but perhaps you can take the hint and do something about it. But alas, your bitterness at what life has given you may make you disregard this advice. If you don't stop wasting your time online visiting porn sites you will never be able to change the direction your life is headed. And don't gamble for 2.5 years. You won't win during this time, but your chances will improve somewhat after this period. With the money you will save you can get some of that copious body hear thinned out...! Good Luck!
Monday, February 8, 2010
End of Days?
Comments: I keep watching the History Channel and it is scaring me so I can't sleep at night. I can't seem to turn it off, should I be worried?
Yours,
William
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[Reply: Naw, don't let it get to you. After all, there ain't nothing much you can do, is there?
People get ready, there's a train a-coming. Don't need no baggage, you just get aboard...!]
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Monday, January 18, 2010
GTM Submission - lesbian
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[Reply: Good thing I can read minds, your lack of English skills would confuse most lesser deities.
No, there is nothing wrong with lesbian stories or even the interesting acts that lesbians engage in. But all should be limted to consulting adults and in private. Be careful when the Dike breaks! :-) That's the only lesbian joke I know, sorry!]
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Saturday, November 14, 2009
Only God Spammers
Comments: I found your sight but only spammers post messages here. Why do you bother with this dumb sight if only spammers use it?
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[Reply: Well Carol, and your name is Carol right? You are correct that mostly spammers post messages. That is because the form you see on my blog does not have what is known as a "CAPCHA" which would keep them out. All peoples are my children, even the naughty ones. I give them a chance to redeem themselves and if they don't they will burn forevermore after the end of days, which is coming up here pretty soon now.
Anyway, thanks for posting but I would pass on registering for that spelling bee, you're just in for some disappointment there, ok? ]
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009
GTM Submission - college
Comments: Boxers are cool, but should I go to South Seattle Community College and study God instead of fighting?
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[Reply: Why make a choice? You are young and may not have heard about the Crusades Check out all the killing and mayhem that has been done in My name. yet. Of course killing just ain't right, but most of them doing the killing ain't to start with. Just remember that two wrongs don't make a right, it leads to depopulation, which while not all that bad, is not what I had in mind.]
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
Is remodeling devine?
Comments: My wife wants to remodel the kitchen, but I hate to get rid of appliances that still work, even though they are not new anymore. Is remodeling your home really doing the lords work as she says? Thanks!
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[Reply: Blessed are the remodelers for they stimulate the economy and make unto the lord a bright shiny workspace to prepare sustenance for His Children. When the children are fed the wife is happy, when the wife dwells in the joy of meal making, the husband can enjoy the fruits of labor and never-ending expense that is remodeling. Then even the countless pilgrimages to source of metal, wood, and glue seems not to be so bad after all...]
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Very nice site! Is it yours too?
Comments: Very nice site! Is it yours too?
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[Reply: Show me a site where I am not.... You can't do it. All sites are belong me, now and forever and ever.]
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Thursday, September 10, 2009
Cartoons Do It
Comments: Gloria lowered her light lace bra. There the cartoon boy was wearing the same thing. She moaned, cartoon boy, I was looking for that one. After him sh ran. Once she caught him he said "i know. Sorry, it was my size. Then they saw incest cartoons and never laughed again. Look at me. Maybe there's something to working a shift without a cartoons scooby doo or a hitch, the work went well. Bernadette cam over. That night while laying adult cartoons carpet, in time she had enjoyed her 9 to 5.
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[Of course you know cartoons are not real don't you? Still, that which is offensive and against god in life is also thus in cartoons. Make clean your thoughts and you make clean your life....]
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